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If I were a month, I'd be september
If I were a day of the week, I'd be sunday
If I were a time of day, I'd be dawn
If I were a planet, I'd be venus
If I were a sea animal, I'd be an otter
If I were a direction, I'd be north
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a chaise lounge
If I were a liquid, I'd be chai tea
If I were a gemstone, I'd be a pearl
If I were a tree, I'd be a weeping willow
If I were a tool, I'd be sandpaper
If I were a flower, I'd be a daisy
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be fog
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a mandolin
If I were a color, I'd be lapis
If I were an emotion, I'd be joy
If I were a fruit, I'd be a blueberry
If I were a sound, I'd be the wind
If I were an element, I'd be silver
If I were a car, I'd be a volvo
If I were a food, I'd be homemade pizza
If I were a place, I'd be a field of daisies
If I were a material, I'd be cashmere
If I were a taste, I'd taste like dark chocolate
If I were a scent, I'd smell like buttermilk & honey
If I were an animal, I'd be a vampire bat
If I were an object, I'd be a vase
If I were a body part, I'd be knees
If I were a facial expression, I'd be a nervous smile
If I were a song, I'd be Pachabel's Canon in D
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be ballet flats